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English can be fun too. It’s not always about grammar, books and memorizing things. Here we have some fun stuff for you to read and enjoy.


Tongue twisters:

Tongue twisters are the sentences that in case of repetition sound funny and they are usually hard to say. You can try some of the followings.

She sells seashells on the seashore.

Flash message. Flash message.

Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.

A proper copper coffee pot.

I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. Esau, he saw me.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

Lovely lemon liniment.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Good blood, bad blood.

Three free throws.

The instinct of an extinct insect stinks.

Comical economists. Comical economists.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?


Animal jokes:

Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words.

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly? An elephant in a lift.

Why is there a crab in prison? Because he kept pinching things!

What do you call a brainy insect? A spelling bee.

Why did the man throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly.

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

How do porcupines kiss each other? Very carefully.

What do you give an elephant with big feet? Plenty of room!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Why does everyone love cats? Because they’re perr-fect!

Where do cows go with their friends? The moooovies!

How do you keep an elephant in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.


Halloween jokes:

Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? Because they couldn’t find their bats.

What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up.

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no-body to go with.

What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream!

How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.

Why do witches use brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are far too heavy!

Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.

Why don’t mummies have hobbies? Because they’re too wrapped up in their work.

Why did the cyclops give up teaching? Because he only had one pupil.

What should you do when zombies surround your house? Hope it’s Halloween.

Where does Dracula stay in New York? The Vampire State Building.

What do you call a witch at the beach? A sandwich.

I have 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads, what am I? A liar!

What happened when the young witch misbehaved? She was sent to her broom.

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